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Children Demotivational Poster

TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.

TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!

C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh

DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?

TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man

A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention

TAGS: children
Rating: 4.68/5

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GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
his he-man-woman-haters card just got revoked. always liked this pic, my twist on it was 91238.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
great use for that pic!


SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.

TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by AaronL

lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.

CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about

TAGS: children teach life
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by KylieM

mariand - February 1, 2012, 6:50 pm
happens... that thing which was fast... :))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:01 pm
who is RL ? and what happens also to women ?
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:30 am
The proof that sometimes it happens also to women... ;)
caveman - February 1, 2012, 4:26 am
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 11:12 pm
RL gets that a lot.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:38 pm
that was fast !


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 10:22 am
great pic and never a truer word spoken on behalf of the most loyal of all animals.
Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!


TAGS: prison school education children
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.

CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.

TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."

HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.

TAGS: disney hell children fun
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:18 am
haha kyle its so true...i told you i was stalking you lol >:)
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
yes it is haa ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


TAGS: mustache epidemic children wytch
Rating: 3.96/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:34 pm
It looks like Daffy Duck was here!


TAGS: smell own fart children
Rating: 4.88/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:22 pm
yes enough with the poetic sh5t already let's get to business:)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:34 am
Excellent well played, LA

AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.

TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

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rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.

THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino

DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...

TAGS: drink beer sober children somalia
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Grandpa never was known to be very sensitive nor politically correct...
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:39 am


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm
Why were the h**ter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are a**holes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm
ahhh f*** em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am
well... today is total lack of mercy a**ignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...

KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.

TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm

CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs

TAGS: grimus mcdonald s children
Rating: 3.24/5

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Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 12:15 am
What if this really did happen that day and nobody was paying attention? Like what if he ate him and everything? How much would that suck?
Marvin Wankerstein - December 17, 2009, 9:20 pm
Yum, crunchy...
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
Om nom nom?
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
must not taste good, look at him Grimace.

SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."


SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them

TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


TAGS: michael jackson children kids ra**
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Solgard

la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
f*** you. He never ra**d anykid so go f*** yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a p****.

LIFE - Someone needs to get one.


TAGS: child children learning education
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 9:54 pm
LoL. Well, Im glad Im not the only person to realize that we are in the midst of a scurvy epidemic... : )
Iconoclast - October 15, 2012, 11:31 am
It is tough to learn that lemons are good for you - - - - they help prevent Scurvy, and they go well with Vodka and Tequila. Lessons to be learned early. :-)

~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.

TAGS: evil children attack distracted rnr
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by RnR

king - September 2, 2008, 7:34 am
Kicking you in your balls with their tiny feet since 1622
kids. - August 26, 2008, 5:07 am
they want your brains!!!!!

DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes

TAGS: weak parents make weak children
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:41 pm
What a cute picture.

SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!

LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.

TAGS: jobs children marketing
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:42 pm
Space.....where did you think those teeny weeny people came from? Glad to see yo....your avatar gracing the place...again teehee.
spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:25 pm
HA! This must be the sequel to their "fun with procreation" set. ;)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 3:07 pm
Mine were anything I could torture my little brother with...teehee! Thanks for the comment Ugs.
ughomer - February 20, 2013, 2:40 pm
Tinker Toys were my Mom's fav's while my Old Man preferred Lincoln Logs!


TAGS: children poverty adoption
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by forseti

tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:15 pm
What a twist. Excellent thinking here. But also sad to think about "my life would be different if....".
spacedog - August 9, 2011, 6:10 pm
LMAO! Love this one Forseti. 5L
forseti - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
thx V. Uh, btw: I completely forgot to thank crankyhead for his help with the grammar! Sorry cranky!!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:12 am



CHILDREN - When left to their own devises, become pure evil creatures They will smile and watch you die.

"you are grounded!" -

TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Who would have that The TrashHeap was an author ?

C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?

TAGS: kids children driving safety funny
Rating: 3.44/5

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The Great Whamini - February 24, 2010, 9:29 pm
It's fakery. I ph**ographed 3 identical neighborhood signs, grafted the numbers to purposely appear to have ammended the kid population down, and the please is painted using Paint. The dates are arbitrary. The scene is from Owensboro, KY.
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
So many comments. All I truly want to know is where this is at.


TAGS: make a wish sick children
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - August 31, 2012, 7:59 pm

I would hate to think a kid was denied for that reason. The people who benefit from this group don't care where the money comes from. I know my brother & his family didn't, they just needed time away from the hospital, chemo, needles, & pain.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 5:39 pm
If I was a dying 13 year old, my wish would be for some nookie, without my parents' knowledge! I doubt they accommodate that kind of wish, but why not?
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2012, 11:51 pm
So do I, though I can't stand it when they're like "Sorry, Timmy, no wish for you, we were offered money that we could have used to make it happen, but we turned it down because it was raised by a strip club or other business whose morals we don't like."
rerun - August 27, 2012, 4:29 pm

I fully support the Make A Wish foundation, wonderful people that I hope nobody ever needs to call on.

Parents -

MADAM... -

TAGS: children day wc fields
Rating: 4.32/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:41 pm
Desensitized......I'm stone sober...(god this sucks)
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
Desensitized or self medicated?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:30 pm
I gotta be Me.....I gooootta beeeee Meeeeeeeee!......I can't help myself I'm thoroughly desensitized.
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:28 pm
Mooooooooooooooo, you think of me while you fap. Wow im scared, no honored, no ummmmmmmmmm yea. How about you just don't do that. Thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:22 pm
Too late.
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:21 pm
ROR! Nice, now just don't think of me when you fap and we can still be friends, ok.
ICEMAN - March 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Thought you might like that, Face. ;)
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:09 pm
mmmmmmmm, kids taste good!

Famous Last Words -

TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.

WAR FOR CHILDREN - Funny and educational version.

BEER - Helping fill in the period between fingerpainting and naptime.

CHILDREN - All in all Your just another brick.....

TAGS: the wall lyrics pink floyd children
Rating: 3.58/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:00 pm
Now, is this a Pink Floyd reference, or an admirably harsh 300 reference?
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:00 pm
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 5:07 pm
Ahhh Dawg, your so close. 4L

CHILDREN - Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories ?

TAGS: children labor life
Rating: 3.27/5

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SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:21 pm
the ones with little pieces of baby fingers in it ? I am wearing them as we speak
Reality Lord - December 28, 2010, 5:06 pm

ever bought a pair of Nikes?


TAGS: ninjas reason children
Rating: 3/5

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theviking - August 6, 2010, 12:09 pm

THEY ARE JUST KIDS - Where's You God Now???

TAGS: atheist god children kids death starvation hungry
Rating: 1.65/5
Jean-Baptiste Lamarck - June 10, 2009, 4:13 pm
There will ALWAYS be people dying of causes like hunger. If there was no food shortage, the population would grow until that there would be one.
red - November 30, 2008, 2:10 am
oh whah. get a life f*** face
neocon - July 30, 2008, 7:46 am
Keeps the overpopulation in check. Besides, their parents shouldn't breed like rabbits. Have they no shame? Dont they know we need the crops for bio-fuel?
Unworthy Deity - July 30, 2008, 3:41 am
I'm right where I've always been, where the power is, controlling the corporations, agribusiness, big food companies, raking in the profits, and not giving half a d*** about children. You're all insects to me.

YOUTH - A history too rich Can make a child too old

TAGS: youth children old age history
Rating: 5/5

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Budog - May 4, 2012, 6:26 pm
Excellent, and sadly true... 5L
Reality Lord - May 4, 2012, 5:17 pm

first poster!!!! HEY NEW GUY....NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!


TAGS: children marriage love relationship heart
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:16 am
Wow.... but, it's a different story with Guinness. That stuff don't like the heat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 2:10 am
it doesn't. It just makes for a good distraction.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:00 am
TRying to figure out how alcohol fights the heat... unless you're counting heat stroke as an escape.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:40 am
And discreet Marijuana smoke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:35 am
It's been one of the h**test summers on record. We spent the weekend camping with my parents, no way to cool off. Thank god for alcohol.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
When did they get sun in Canada?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
Technically, yes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:30 am
I don't.....must be a g** thing...
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:28 am
Sunburned and sober... but pleasantly exhausted... knowhutimean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:27 am
sunburned and exhausted....but pleasantly buzzed.....You?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:26 am
LMFAO!!!! How goes it, my good man?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:24 am
And he'll be born a citizen! 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:21 am
Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 1:16 am
Great and incredibly true. 5L
rerun - August 8, 2010, 10:07 pm

very deep

DISAPPOINTMENT - It's to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.

TAGS: disappointment children 50cal
Rating: 4.57/5

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50cal - January 19, 2011, 9:32 am
TY, taking a break every now and again really juices it up on the comeback.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:02 am
You've come back with avengeance, 50cal (and talent, I might add)

CARMEN SAN DIEGO + WALDO = - Invisible offspring


A LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY - That will spend the next 18 years leisurely transforming into a mature demon from Hell.

TAGS: children growing adult
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 6:50 pm
18 minutes is nothing. I can go for over an hour....as long as there is no one around to distract me.
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:43 pm
18 minutes? Wow, were they trying for triplets or something...18 minutes! I thought that was only a legend? Thanks for the comments guys!
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 6:27 pm
That should teach mum about her 18 minutes of fun...
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:42 pm
Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L.


nonsensical nonsense #9 -


TAGS: divorce leaving children
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 4, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank You. You have alot of great posters also.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 10:35 am
Love your style. 5L







TAGS: children africa war god hammy
Rating: 4.29/5

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Hawamleh - October 22, 2011, 11:10 am
Reality Lord - October 22, 2011, 9:40 am

thi5 is great hammy.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 5:01 am
nice one

PARENTHOOD - The best years of your life

TAGS: parenthood children fail kissing
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

maoworks2 - November 29, 2011, 8:18 am
Great Stuff !
mariand - November 20, 2011, 1:00 pm
LOL... and the craziest, and the most funny!?


TAGS: war peace soldier children
Rating: 4.17/5

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Chrysophase2003 - August 28, 2012, 5:55 pm
The problem is that killing an enemy nation's soldiers does not beat it. Killing its will to fight and oppose you does. This requires an overwhelming application of force which modern leaders are loathe to employ.
twill1962 - August 28, 2012, 1:10 pm
War isn't good for anything, except ending: slavery, fascism, Nazism, tyrany, ... An armed man is a citizen, an unarmed man is a subject.

Hypocrisy -

Old Days -

TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.

Dodging a Bullet -


TAGS: children art paint mess
Rating: 3.43/5

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R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm sorry, I think you meant to say "...need to be paddled at a young age." 5 Picasso's

Royalty -

Who's the Retard? -

TAGS: black children retarded retard beautiful
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 22, 2013, 2:03 pm

just checking back to see how this poster made out. you done reall good fred for a first submission. GaryO nailed it though...once it's approved only the hand of god...or Mr M can remove it...and no...that NEVER happens...EVER. welcome to the site. :)
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 1:48 pm
Living with our posters is why we spend a lot of time on them before submitting…..aaand why we all have so much fun in the comment section if we don’t. Even the comment section is forever. It’s a fun thing….if yer in any way masochistic.
fredbo - July 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
OOPS Sorry about that. It's suppose be Bill Maher. He's a comedian on HBO. Is there anyway to fix the misprint?
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 12:52 pm
Mayer, Maher, whatever, I know some better names.
Cannabal - July 22, 2013, 12:45 pm
Who's Bill Mayer?
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:43 am
Sweetness personified. Five Hugs…and five bytch slaps for Mayer (I’d like to do that anyway….reminds me of a smartahss I beat on in HS… smirky smug phukker)
Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:15 pm

whoa...and this is also a first submission. nice one dude....MOAR!!!
Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:14 pm

wow...what a cutie she is. nice font choice for your title.


TAGS: adoption twins culture parenting children
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:09 am
Doh! I walked into that one, lol!


The Sugar Rush -


Children's Sizes -

TAGS: nike escape comes children s sizes
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - June 19, 2013, 9:10 pm
Fair warning: Experience may vary.
Rudedog - June 19, 2013, 8:36 am
Great poster run. I will watch Fox News with renewed interest.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2013, 10:15 pm

miss priss cult....BWA-AHAHAHAHAHAH


EXTREMES - Among redheaded step-children, most males aren't loved enough, but most females are probably loved too much


TAGS: childrens plasma must work well
Rating: 4.7/5

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MashiMashi - December 26, 2012, 2:40 pm
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 12:26 am

Better Planet -

Infertility -

TAGS: bob marley drugs nine children
Rating: 4.6/5

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Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:32 am
Kind of ironic when you think about it--spiders getting caught in a web of sorts.
MissPriss - June 19, 2014, 3:40 pm
When Bobbie died, the medical examiner found 27 different species of spiders in his hair. NOT just 27 spiders. So, if you don't like spiders, don't do drugs. Or at the very least, brush your hair once a phuckin' day !



THEY'LL BE FINE - It's not like Gypsies have extra spending money to waste on children

DADDY!!! - I dropped your wallet and now I can't find it!!

TAGS: children
Rating: 3.13/5

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Doog - May 28, 2010, 1:23 am
The kid is mad cause this is the only appliance that he can climb into for a bath!

BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY - See why it's a BAD idea? "Sure Sweetie, you can bring your crayons."

TAGS: girls tanks daughter work fail children
Rating: 3/5

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SapphiraKitten - August 13, 2009, 2:59 am
To RKO: BOOM, HEADSh**! Eheheheh!
BuzzBomb - August 5, 2008, 8:54 pm
Then we would have cleaner tanks.
Rated RKO - August 1, 2008, 4:40 pm
DUDE!!! what if the tank on the left fired?

pregnant women -

TAGS: pregnancy children love and marriage
Rating: 2.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 6:43 pm
Hindsight, is 20/20, should've posted this most likely at Religifake, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 6:03 pm
Heaven's Gate, 39 people dead by suicide.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:25 pm
The last time a group of people who didn't question anything about what they were getting into happened in 1997.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:22 pm
The way I see it, I question everything until there's actual proof, and that goes with anything.
EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2014, 3:35 pm
Catholics are going to have a problem with your opinion.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 12:20 pm
According to the ratings, I think I struck a nerve with some.


BULLYING - Alright bub, your taking my lunch money ENDS RIGHT HERE BITCH!!!!

CHILDREN - unlike the countless gold fish you cant flush them no matter how irate you get

LUNCH - There, but for two inches of plexiglass, it is.



TAGS: children day
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:45 pm
I Don't Know What It Means But 5L .

HUMANITY - Greed makes us want Self-preservation makes us use others to get what we want Wealth makes us ignore what we have

TAGS: iraq children dying over oil
Rating: 4.09/5

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mariand - May 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
very nice...
nonanon - May 5, 2012, 6:15 pm
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:11 pm
5L btw
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:10 pm
try this link if you want to make a poster with more than 3 lines http://wigflip.com/automotivator/?src=editor
nonanon - May 5, 2012, 5:59 pm
'and conscience give excuses for greed'
nonanon - May 5, 2012, 5:58 pm
and it cut off the rest...


TAGS: todd christensen children s relief fund
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sean - September 17, 2009, 5:08 pm
Nastily hilarious.
Woodywood03a - September 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
How could you man!!!


TAGS: teach your children
Rating: 3.58/5

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lesterinside - February 22, 2010, 3:52 am
They really have to work that hard. TTH Made a poster about voting. Gotta give him a 5
lesterinside - February 21, 2010, 10:32 am
Yups, considering that it has been attacked by 1L bombers several times, it's still 4/5. Resilient. LMAO..
rerun - February 9, 2010, 9:41 am

wow, This speaks for itself. Very emotional poster.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering children with more Executive clout than the Patriot Act


TAGS: creativity art children elderly
Rating: 3.1/5

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CloudchaserS - January 14, 2012, 11:28 pm
Or one of those art snobs who consider it "art" when all the artist really did was randomly splatter and smear something on a canvas like a comedian going for a cheap, easy to get laugh
OSA - January 14, 2012, 5:26 pm
Unless your name is "Picasso"